ROC4LIFE

Oh. Em. Gee. Remember that song (I can’t think of the title now, but I remember hearing it. Would I lie to you?) where Drake says “Tat my name on you so I know it’s real” or something like that?

A young lady from Los Angeles took those words literally and tattooed “DRAKE” in big letters across her forehead.I put that last sentence in italics because it may be the most bizarre thing I’ve ever written.

Vice caught up with the asshole who tattooed “Drake” on some crackhead’s forehead. Tattoo Guy says he’s saddened by all of this.

“I guess I feel bad that this dumbass got the name of the softest motherfucker in hip-hop tattooed on her forehead. But what makes that any less valid of a tattoo to her? I lost a little sleep over it that first night, wondering if I wanted to be known as the asshole who tattooed “Drake” on some crackhead’s forehead.”

Hehe.

Tattoo Guy also dumped this big, diarrheic piece of philosophical horse dung on us: “In my opinion this whole world’s going to shit, and shit rolls downhill, so I might as well just jump in, hold my breath, and pray to G-d that there’s a nice big soft puddle of diarrhea for me to land in once everything hits the fan.”

Here’s another look.

Aubrey, please give this woman a call.

(Spotted at: MTV)

— Rizoh