ROC4LIFE

Lil Kim is ready to hit the road again and, apparently, she thinks that it’s still 1998.

Kim will launch her Return of the Queen tour on May 11th. No, we’re not joking, that is really the name of the venture. But don’t expect to see Kim in stadiums or arenas because she will only be performing in your neighbourhood’s hottest nightclub.

See the full list of shows below:

• May 11 – Austin, TX – Emo’s
• May 13 – Pensacola, FL – Vinyl Music Hall
• May 18 – Bronx, NY – Paradise Theater
• May 19 – Albany, NY – Northern Lights
• May 20 – Philadelphia, PA – Club ONYX
• May 22 – Burlington, VT – Higher Ground
• May 25 – Markham, IL – Adrianna’s Night Club
• May 27 – Milwaukee, WI – Riverside Theatre
• June 1 – Cincinnati, OH – Bogart’s
• June 11 – San Francisco, CA – Mezzanine
• June 13 – West Hollywood, CA – Key Club

Will you attend Kim’s tour? If so then we suggest you don’t wear any expensive jewelry. Also, wear sneakers instead of heels just in case something pops off in the club.

— Trent